{"id":57,"date":"2011-03-04T01:50:17","date_gmt":"2011-03-03T15:20:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/minkebar.org\/malcontent\/?p=57"},"modified":"2014-06-21T16:41:35","modified_gmt":"2014-06-21T07:11:35","slug":"the-church-of-dudism","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/malcontent.malcolmcampbell.org\/?p=57","title":{"rendered":"The Church of Dudism"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Come join the slowest-growing religion in the world \u2013 <a href=\"http:\/\/dudeism.com\/\">Dudeism<\/a>. An ancient philosophy that preaches non-preachiness, practices as little as possible, and above all, uh\u2026lost my train of thought there. Anyway, if you\u2019d like to find peace on earth and goodwill, man, we\u2019ll help you get started. Right after a little nap.<\/p>\n<p>First, you might want to<br \/>\nGet <a href=\"http:\/\/dudeism.com\/ordination\/\">ordained as a Dudeist priest<\/a>. There are over 100,000 worldwide.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m one of those 100,000.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/malcontent.malcolmcampbell.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/20110304-014854.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/malcontent.malcolmcampbell.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/20110304-014854.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Come join the slowest-growing religion in the world \u2013 Dudeism. An ancient philosophy that preaches non-preachiness, practices as little as possible, and above all, uh\u2026lost my train of thought there. Anyway, if you\u2019d like to find peace on earth and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/malcontent.malcolmcampbell.org\/?p=57\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[8,9,11,16],"class_list":["post-57","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-religion","tag-cocktails","tag-dudism","tag-film","tag-white-russian"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/malcontent.malcolmcampbell.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/malcontent.malcolmcampbell.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/malcontent.malcolmcampbell.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/malcontent.malcolmcampbell.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/malcontent.malcolmcampbell.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=57"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/malcontent.malcolmcampbell.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":441,"href":"https:\/\/malcontent.malcolmcampbell.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57\/revisions\/441"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/malcontent.malcolmcampbell.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=57"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/malcontent.malcolmcampbell.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=57"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/malcontent.malcolmcampbell.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=57"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}